My New Parasocial Relationship

I've never been one to get too attached to anyone in the public sphere, but today was the day that I realized I had fallen victim to the thing that I considered silly: I had formed a parasocial relationship. Now, before I go on I must tell you that the man, if you can call him that, has undoubtedly swooned many girls before me. Before I reveal his identity, I will tell you that he is by far the best discovery that I have made in a while. He is funny and kind, and well to put it short always seems to save the day. So here it goes, I am about to share with you in the hopes that you too will feel what I have caught.

I told you when I posted this it would cause you to no longer be able to continue with any other relationship. It's not just the looks, but the voice. I often times catch myself casting myself as Natalie Portman so that I can be the object of his desire. I now am the proud owner of every movie with this gentleman in it, even The Avengers, with his minor appearance. I tend to watch one of these movies everyday. I am anticipating the next release so that I may be able to see him: Thor. So Hollywood, you've finally done it. I can officially say that this man has taken my mind entirely over, and I would even go as far to say that he is an addiction--my addiction.