I first realized Beyoncé Giselle Knowles (now known as Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter) was my best friend when watching MTV Girl Code. There was a segment where an actresses of the show would tell a 2-minute crazy story of what she would do if she got to hangout with a certain celebrity, the segment was called Best Friend in my Head.
The first week of pop culture we discussed this exact situation. Para-Social Relationships or as I still like to call it "Best Friend in my Head" was an actual thing, and not something that the fine people of MTV made up.
In honor of the TV show I have planned my day with Beyoncé: We would start the day singing "I woke up like this" in honor of her newest song Flawless on our way to our breakfast of strawberry waffles and mimosas. After we eat we would go shopping for clothes and accessories to look extra fierce for a night out on the town. Then we would fly to DC, go to the White House to do zumba with Michelle Obama. During the private flight to LA she would teach me the Single Ladies dance and show me how to perfect my booty pop. We would end the night dancing till 5am at the hottest clubs then go back to her place, play with baby Blue, then all three of us would cuddle on the couch!
Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, or as her "fans" like to call her Beyoncé, is my best friend. We are both free-spirited, sassy but classy, fine-ass, women. She doesn't want to upset her other fans by our friendship so she puts her life advice in songs so I can hear it. Dance if you're a single lady, If you want to do something, you've got the green light, Boys just don't understand, and sometimes its better not to love someone to avoid being broken hearted. If you can't tell which songs these life tips come from then you should seriously re-evaluate your love for Beyoncé.
Beyoncé for some reason has a song called "Flaws and All" (Yeah right B, what flaws do you have), she is a Flawless Queen. B doesn't let anything bring her down, she has learned to love her fans as well as her haters, but if we think about it who would ever hate this woman?
The best day of my life is when I saw Beyoncé in concert this summer. No other concert before can compare and it's going to be almost impossible to beat.
BOW DOWN BITCHES!!
